Damon: Road trip. I call shotgun.
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Alaric: Who do you think killed him?
Damon: I don’t know. But if I was a cop, your sexy doctor lady friend would definitely be a suspect.
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Meredith: Would you rather I say ‘He was staked like a vampire?’
Damon: Wasn’t he the guy who coined the phrase ‘animal attack?’
Meredith: Why do you even care?
Damon: Because Ric likes you and if you’re a psychopath that would really suck for him.
Meredith: You think I killed my ex-boyfriend?
Damon: I think psychopaths are incredibly high maintenance.
Meredith: If you care about your friend go figure out how Alaric came into the ICU on his death bed and walked out an hour later without a scratch.
Damon: Fair enough.
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Damon: I proved your theory: Diagnosis: Psycho case. You’re welcome.
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Damon: You’re going to want to buff up before you start dating this one. Self defense and all.
Alaric: What’s your problem?
Damon: Your doctor Vervained me and then she blood-jacked me.
Alaric: What? When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend, which by the way, is a very sensitive subject.
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Damon: Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart. I made the exact same mistake when I came in here.
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Alaric: Who do you think killed him?
Damon: I don’t know. But if I was a cop, your sexy doctor lady friend would definitely be a suspect.
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Meredith: Would you rather I say ‘He was staked like a vampire?’
Damon: Wasn’t he the guy who coined the phrase ‘animal attack?’
Meredith: Why do you even care?
Damon: Because Ric likes you and if you’re a psychopath that would really suck for him.
Meredith: You think I killed my ex-boyfriend?
Damon: I think psychopaths are incredibly high maintenance.
Meredith: If you care about your friend go figure out how Alaric came into the ICU on his death bed and walked out an hour later without a scratch.
Damon: Fair enough.
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Damon: I proved your theory: Diagnosis: Psycho case. You’re welcome.
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Damon: You’re going to want to buff up before you start dating this one. Self defense and all.
Alaric: What’s your problem?
Damon: Your doctor Vervained me and then she blood-jacked me.
Alaric: What? When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend, which by the way, is a very sensitive subject.
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Damon: Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart. I made the exact same mistake when I came in here.
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